Joelle Lifestyle - The World at Home

This year I have no intention of being humble asking the cosmos for only few things and getting just breadcrumbs. I am going to ask with no mercy. This is my list, which I can guarantee many women will like on a wholesale basis, so that a mass production of wishes can be less costly.

I wish for credit cards with unlimited credit and a special access code in a way that when I go shopping, the balance is automatically zeroed.

I want a device in my navel that eliminates all fat accumulated via an automatic hump disinflation placed around the waist.

I want a real man, really, not a fake; say no to replicas or generics.

A chocolate bar that eliminates cellulite and at the same time hydrates the skin.

My husband, boyfriend, fiancée, affair must guess all my wishes; every time he comes near me he has to tell me how much I am pretty, intelligent and special. He has to bring me presents, treat well my family, and also guess the right time to disappear when I feel sensitive or have pms.

I want an eternal and final manicure and pedicure like if I had just done it. I don’t ever want to wax again or let the fashion be hairy legs, underarms, bikinis, otherwise all my unwanted hair must disappear at once and forever.

I want metamorphic clothes that undergo changes according to trends and seasons with auto-cleaning and auto-pressing fabrics.

An ideal wish could be a painless pregnancy that would last only two days with painless labor.

Regarding the menstrual cycle (just to be nice) I am going to wish that it would last two hours. I would also like a small button to press on when I’d want to be fertile.

If a man would dare to betray me or lie to me, a red light may show on his nose so that he would have to confess everything he did, and in case of a remote chance of infidelity it would be interesting for erection not to take place at that moment, but, attention please, not definitely because that would also not be convenient to me.

I would like an infinite supply of handbags, shoes, cosmetics, jewelry and an auto-organizing space to accommodate them all.

I wish also for pills that change the hair color, length and texture making possible the largest variations of hairdos and that’d go back to normal every time I’d wish for.

May abdominals be things that could be bought at the supermarket and numbers of 150 for IQ, with 50 waist, be my own and not the contrary.

Deepak Chopra in his last book, the Book of Secrets, says, “Finding the hidden dimension in yourself is the only way to fulfill your deepest hunger.”

And what you seek is what you already are.

Happy new 2006 may all your hunger for wishes come true.

This blog is dedicated to Cidinha whose e-mail sent for Christmas inspired me for my wish list.